(no subject)
Sep. 28th, 2005 | 04:36 pm
mood:
sick
Hi K(to the) A-T-Y
You wanted me to update this. So now I am/haved.
Anyway not much has been going on with my life. Other than I'm back in school, Still single, and well just bored. Anyway Fannie will be going down to Kentucky. I think she'll be down there for about four months.
"oh I'm gonna miss her."
Romeo will to.
Hmm winter's coming.
Oh my gosh. I have like nothin to write in here.
My mom is really thinking of moving. Although I know I have told people before that we might move down south. And well we haven't yet. Anyway I am really hoping that we will. Than I wouldn't have to put up with these winters here.
I think I will go home and sleep. Been trying to get over this cold or what ever the hell I got. Oh I just want a pillow, and my electric blanket. ( nice and warm)
Anyway gotta go now.
My horse's are hungry.
"so am I, but oh well".
Ok so if I don't talk to any of ya now, or latter tonight. I'll see ya at school.
InsomniaX008X
You wanted me to update this. So now I am/haved.
Anyway not much has been going on with my life. Other than I'm back in school, Still single, and well just bored. Anyway Fannie will be going down to Kentucky. I think she'll be down there for about four months.
"oh I'm gonna miss her."
Romeo will to.
Hmm winter's coming.
Oh my gosh. I have like nothin to write in here.
My mom is really thinking of moving. Although I know I have told people before that we might move down south. And well we haven't yet. Anyway I am really hoping that we will. Than I wouldn't have to put up with these winters here.
I think I will go home and sleep. Been trying to get over this cold or what ever the hell I got. Oh I just want a pillow, and my electric blanket. ( nice and warm)
Anyway gotta go now.
My horse's are hungry.
"so am I, but oh well".
Ok so if I don't talk to any of ya now, or latter tonight. I'll see ya at school.
InsomniaX008X
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(no subject)
Jun. 6th, 2005 | 01:29 pm
mood:
frustrated
I give up. Fannie will not load in our trailer. I put Romeo in there thinking that she would walk right in with her lover in there, and nooo, she just look at it, and tried bitting Romeos butt. Damn mare.
Anyway I gave up on that after the second time today and decided to work at the barn, cleaned it up alot.
Wenday I am having a girl ( She go's to collage) come over and help me out with Fannie, I'm trying to get her (Fannie) ready for a big Tennessee Walking Horse show coming up in about 2 and a half weeks. I can't wait. If I don't take Fannie I get to ride anouther TWH, it's Fannies brother I think, or half brother, maybe a cousion, what the hell, its a horse any way. No I don't own him, the lady that I bought Fannie from does.
Any way thats what's new with me, not that is much to talk about, but it's a big deal in my family. Well gotta ride. nice weather to day, and it's great to for working on my tan.
Buh Bye Ya'll
Anyway I gave up on that after the second time today and decided to work at the barn, cleaned it up alot.
Wenday I am having a girl ( She go's to collage) come over and help me out with Fannie, I'm trying to get her (Fannie) ready for a big Tennessee Walking Horse show coming up in about 2 and a half weeks. I can't wait. If I don't take Fannie I get to ride anouther TWH, it's Fannies brother I think, or half brother, maybe a cousion, what the hell, its a horse any way. No I don't own him, the lady that I bought Fannie from does.
Any way thats what's new with me, not that is much to talk about, but it's a big deal in my family. Well gotta ride. nice weather to day, and it's great to for working on my tan.
Buh Bye Ya'll
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Nice Day Out Side.
May. 31st, 2005 | 12:47 pm
mood:
Got A Nice Tan, From working
Went ridding today. Fannie did awsome, I am hoping to be ready for a big Tennessee Walking Horse show, that I have three weeks to get ready for. I was goin to ride Romeo to day, but last time I rode him, he took off in the field, and started doing bucks, and I was ridding bare back ( no I did not fall off). But I think he was just trying to show off to Fannie.
Anyway way I have so much to do here at the farm, we have to put more fences up, and split up the fields. Than I have to clean/wash the horse trailer and the truck. And much more, that I don't think any of ya'll want to listen to.
I am hoping to go to the Wire Horse (Horse Store) and get a fly sheet, and some other stuff that I need for shows to come, ect ect. I had just gotton payed for a job I did a while back, and now I have some cash to burn on horse stuff. Ok well I have to be heading home now. Take care of the three dogs (One's my cuz's) than get in the shower, and head put shoping for fence stuff.
Buh-Bye Ya'll
Anyway way I have so much to do here at the farm, we have to put more fences up, and split up the fields. Than I have to clean/wash the horse trailer and the truck. And much more, that I don't think any of ya'll want to listen to.
I am hoping to go to the Wire Horse (Horse Store) and get a fly sheet, and some other stuff that I need for shows to come, ect ect. I had just gotton payed for a job I did a while back, and now I have some cash to burn on horse stuff. Ok well I have to be heading home now. Take care of the three dogs (One's my cuz's) than get in the shower, and head put shoping for fence stuff.
Buh-Bye Ya'll
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A Simple Smile, A Scream Inside
Apr. 25th, 2005 | 07:53 pm
mood:
Reading,
There's so much no one knows,
So much that no ones see,
About the way I feel inside, my thoughts and all my needs.
This is a pome that I read, that I liked so much, I think it tell's how every one seems to be, no matter who they are, and say what you must, it's ture for every one, or mostly every one. If you could pass this on.
Maybe it's the that they don't look,
Or the fact that I don't show,
Either way, there are things inside that no one seems to know.
I want to show the world.
I want everyone to see.
All the thoughts and the ideas that folw inside of me.
Maybe you haven't noticed,
Or maybe you don't dare,
To find out who I am, to show me that you care.
I'm screaming on the inside
A smile is what you see,
But I am not content with the person I seem to be.
Theres a different person on the inside,
That I can't seem to show
But maybe if you took the time, that person you could know.
Pome By
Stephanie Schultz
In the book, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul Letters.
So much that no ones see,
About the way I feel inside, my thoughts and all my needs.
This is a pome that I read, that I liked so much, I think it tell's how every one seems to be, no matter who they are, and say what you must, it's ture for every one, or mostly every one. If you could pass this on.
Maybe it's the that they don't look,
Or the fact that I don't show,
Either way, there are things inside that no one seems to know.
I want to show the world.
I want everyone to see.
All the thoughts and the ideas that folw inside of me.
Maybe you haven't noticed,
Or maybe you don't dare,
To find out who I am, to show me that you care.
I'm screaming on the inside
A smile is what you see,
But I am not content with the person I seem to be.
Theres a different person on the inside,
That I can't seem to show
But maybe if you took the time, that person you could know.
Pome By
Stephanie Schultz
In the book, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul Letters.
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NO MORE SNOW
Apr. 24th, 2005 | 07:18 pm
mood:
Cats Toys, FUN
OMG, I thought snow was done, than I wake up Sunday, and all this snow is here. I can't beleave it. Anyway I hope it melts away by the end of this week.
Well, I have read all my old entries witch is not that many, but I don't have to much to write. Oh I know, today is my grandma's birthday, I don't know how old she is, but I don't care. She is the best there is, and I love her to death. Anyway thats about it.
OH did you know that playing with cat toys, is fun. I mean I can see why cats play with these toys. lol
Well, I have read all my old entries witch is not that many, but I don't have to much to write. Oh I know, today is my grandma's birthday, I don't know how old she is, but I don't care. She is the best there is, and I love her to death. Anyway thats about it.
OH did you know that playing with cat toys, is fun. I mean I can see why cats play with these toys. lol
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Hmm
Apr. 21st, 2005 | 05:04 pm
mood:
Bla
Has any one seen the CUTEST dog in the world?
I have, if you want to see him for your self here is his web page. Take alook for your self, if you don't believe me.
http://www.mrwinkle.com/home.htm
Well thats all I had to say. My life is kinda dull right now, I mean not muched has happend in the past few days/weeks.
I have, if you want to see him for your self here is his web page. Take alook for your self, if you don't believe me.
http://www.mrwinkle.com/home.htm
Well thats all I had to say. My life is kinda dull right now, I mean not muched has happend in the past few days/weeks.
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Broken Fence
Apr. 7th, 2005 | 04:54 pm
mood:
Work'd Hard All Day.
Well we got Fannie home, And we had her put in another padock, (away from the boys) anyway I woke up this morning and looked out the window, and low and behold, I saw Fannie, with my moms horse (Pete) She had broken down the WOODEN fence to get in the bigger field. So today my uncle and I had to fix it. She had also torn down ALL the electric fence in the field where we had kept her, so we also had to fix that to. Anyway she's a smart mare, I think I might ride her this Saterday to she what she can do, and if she acts up, than well I don't think I will keep her.
Also we set a live trap last night, and this morning we had a 20 pund racoon in it, He was HUGE, so my uncle came out with his pistol, and shot it five times, The coon ran fast trying to get away, it had blood dripping out of it's mouth and everything. It was awsome. Than we threw it into the river. LoL
(Warning Do Not Drink Water From The River)
LoL
My uncle and I also cut down three tree's about 10 inch's round, so ya, I think I had a good day, although ya never know what may happen after dark.
Ok well that was my day, one of the more better days to talk about, I have to get going now, I have a 4-H meeting I have to get ready for.
Have a good day/ night
Also we set a live trap last night, and this morning we had a 20 pund racoon in it, He was HUGE, so my uncle came out with his pistol, and shot it five times, The coon ran fast trying to get away, it had blood dripping out of it's mouth and everything. It was awsome. Than we threw it into the river. LoL
(Warning Do Not Drink Water From The River)
LoL
My uncle and I also cut down three tree's about 10 inch's round, so ya, I think I had a good day, although ya never know what may happen after dark.
Ok well that was my day, one of the more better days to talk about, I have to get going now, I have a 4-H meeting I have to get ready for.
Have a good day/ night
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Bringing A Horse Home
Apr. 6th, 2005 | 01:21 pm
mood:
It's Hot At The Barn
music: Country Music (CMT)
We are having a horse brough home tonight at around 6, her name is Finales Foxy Fannie. She is so cute, We are going to try her out for a week to see if it works out between her and I,( no I am not a horse fucker). and if it does than we might get her, and if it does not, than well we won't get her. She is a Tennessee Walking Horse, and is a three year old. I got to ride her yesterday and she was a.. Well she was not to great, but she behaved well for me.
Ok new subject.
Pssh it's hot out today, I have been working out at the barn since 8:00am this morning, trying to get things ready for the horse, also I have to see if I need anyhting new for the new show season, ect ect. Gosh so much to do.lol.
Ok well I have to go, I have taking my 30 minute break, and I have to get back to work.
Talk to ya'll latter. (maybe)
Ok new subject.
Pssh it's hot out today, I have been working out at the barn since 8:00am this morning, trying to get things ready for the horse, also I have to see if I need anyhting new for the new show season, ect ect. Gosh so much to do.lol.
Ok well I have to go, I have taking my 30 minute break, and I have to get back to work.
Talk to ya'll latter. (maybe)
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Spring Break
Apr. 1st, 2005 | 05:59 pm
mood:
bored
Bla, Today is Friday, and it sucks not even spring break, and I am already bored. LoL
Well I think I will be coming down to my grandparents house and go horse back ridding, God thats all I seem to do anymore. Anyway If I don't see any of ya'll from school, than I will see you all the Monday after break. I hope ya'll have a fun spring break, and if you don't go any where, just make the best of it.
I need somthing to talk about.
Well I think I will be coming down to my grandparents house and go horse back ridding, God thats all I seem to do anymore. Anyway If I don't see any of ya'll from school, than I will see you all the Monday after break. I hope ya'll have a fun spring break, and if you don't go any where, just make the best of it.
I need somthing to talk about.
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Wow, I have not been on here very much.
Mar. 25th, 2005 | 10:43 am
mood: Working At The Barn Today
music: Country.
Gosh, I have not been on here to update anything, well I gues today is the day to do it.
Well Spring is here. Well kinda, anyway, I can't wait, I have so much stuff to do this summer, I have horse shows, once school is out, and I think we are getting anouther horse, she's a two year old, or maybe three. So I will be busie working with her. Plus I have 4-H, and I am the vice president, and I might have to help some of the younger girls in my group. So ya I pretty much have my whole summer planed out. Also I have to hang out with Anna, although I think she will be working with her ponies, and things like that, so I am not sure about when we would be able to hang out.
I am also hoping that I will be able to go up north, I have not been up there in a year, because I have been so busie with the horses. Also I need to work on my tan, lol. I am like white right now.
Ok well thats what has been up with me. Sounds like a dull life to most of you, but I love it, and thats what counts. Well I have to get going, I have to finish brading Romeo's mane and tail. I gotta make em look pretty. Also I think I'm gonna go ridding, than latter Anna might come over.
Well Spring is here. Well kinda, anyway, I can't wait, I have so much stuff to do this summer, I have horse shows, once school is out, and I think we are getting anouther horse, she's a two year old, or maybe three. So I will be busie working with her. Plus I have 4-H, and I am the vice president, and I might have to help some of the younger girls in my group. So ya I pretty much have my whole summer planed out. Also I have to hang out with Anna, although I think she will be working with her ponies, and things like that, so I am not sure about when we would be able to hang out.
I am also hoping that I will be able to go up north, I have not been up there in a year, because I have been so busie with the horses. Also I need to work on my tan, lol. I am like white right now.
Ok well thats what has been up with me. Sounds like a dull life to most of you, but I love it, and thats what counts. Well I have to get going, I have to finish brading Romeo's mane and tail. I gotta make em look pretty. Also I think I'm gonna go ridding, than latter Anna might come over.
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Weekend Thrill
Feb. 19th, 2005 | 05:25 pm
mood:
Still Trying To Wake Up
I saw my baby on Friday. She behaved great. Than today I saw my other baby, he's been rolling in the mud, and looks funny. I am going to go see Evey agian on Monday, and I have to braid her mane, and maybe her tail, that way she will look pretty.
" god I'm such a freak"
Alright, today I took an hour nap with my little cuz, She was not feeling to great, so her and I feel asleep on the bed. Than when she woke up, she was rubbing my sholder and said
" I goin to go see granma, I goin to go se granma."
IT WAS SOOOOO CUTE. Now she is playing with my doll house, and having a blast.
Ok well I'm gonna go play with her, I lover her to death, altho my horsey's come first.
" god I'm such a freak"
Alright, today I took an hour nap with my little cuz, She was not feeling to great, so her and I feel asleep on the bed. Than when she woke up, she was rubbing my sholder and said
" I goin to go see granma, I goin to go se granma."
IT WAS SOOOOO CUTE. Now she is playing with my doll house, and having a blast.
Ok well I'm gonna go play with her, I lover her to death, altho my horsey's come first.
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Ridding lessons
Feb. 12th, 2005 | 12:37 pm
mood:
Err I need a drink.
I had a great time horse back ridding today, I rode the sweetest little mare, Her name is Getting Even. She is JET BLACK, with a little white star on her face. I love her to death. ( I still love my Romeo more)
Anyway I get to come to the barn anytime I want, and I get to groom her, and ride her, if I want. But ya it's great my trainer is awsome to, her name is Annie, She's into Tennessee Walker's just like me. I get to go to the barn agian on Friday, hehehe, I can't wait.
Ok new subject.
I think I have the flu, but I don't know, errr It sucks. Altho it's kinda good, in a way. If alot of people get sick and miss school, than school will close. lol.
Ok I have to run, I gotta take care of some shit
Talk To Ya'll Latter.
Anyway I get to come to the barn anytime I want, and I get to groom her, and ride her, if I want. But ya it's great my trainer is awsome to, her name is Annie, She's into Tennessee Walker's just like me. I get to go to the barn agian on Friday, hehehe, I can't wait.
Ok new subject.
I think I have the flu, but I don't know, errr It sucks. Altho it's kinda good, in a way. If alot of people get sick and miss school, than school will close. lol.
Ok I have to run, I gotta take care of some shit
Talk To Ya'll Latter.
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Anna's Over
Feb. 3rd, 2005 | 08:34 pm
mood:
giggly
Gosh, Anna's a grammar Nazi. She keeps correcting me on my spelling, Err, Oh well I have to admit that I do spell bad, oh well it's just me. We might go out later and play in the snow,
"such fun"
Anna's rocking out to the Killers. I'm waiting for her to break out and sing along.
"wait she just said she could do that"
Anna's cooler than all of ya'll
except for me. lol
We need some sugar
Do any of ya'll know where we can get some??????
Ok well were gonna go, I might get on latter to let ya'll know if we play in the snow.
Buh bye
"such fun"
Anna's rocking out to the Killers. I'm waiting for her to break out and sing along.
"wait she just said she could do that"
Anna's cooler than all of ya'll
except for me. lol
We need some sugar
Do any of ya'll know where we can get some??????
Ok well were gonna go, I might get on latter to let ya'll know if we play in the snow.
Buh bye
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Going Out Side Soon
Jan. 29th, 2005 | 02:05 pm
mood:
bitchy
Just talking to Shep, Than I'm going horse back ridding, I need to blow off some steam, If I'm not back on the computer in a few days than I am still out at the barn,lol.
Anyway The dumb bitch has not called back yet, and I am mad that she pulled that shit on us today. We don't think we will be going back to her stables, So agian I am not going to be taking ridding lessons, who well, I think I'll just teach my self, or buy anouther horse.
Life's A Bitch
Anyway The dumb bitch has not called back yet, and I am mad that she pulled that shit on us today. We don't think we will be going back to her stables, So agian I am not going to be taking ridding lessons, who well, I think I'll just teach my self, or buy anouther horse.
Life's A Bitch
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Disapointed
Jan. 29th, 2005 | 12:33 pm
mood:
Back Off
I was supposed to take my first ridding lessons to day, well the lady who would be giving the lessons was not there when we showed up. Come to find out she called my house at 9:00AM this morning, asking were I was. Well at 9:00AM we were leaving the house to head over there. Well when we got there, no one was there. We still have not herd from the lady yet, to here what her excuse was for not being there at 10:00AM.. my weekend has now been a disappointment, and I'm waiting to see how the rest of it will turn out.
Damn, I am so pissed off. What more could happen in my life???
I'm going to go do something right now, al-tho I don't know what.
Damn, I am so pissed off. What more could happen in my life???
I'm going to go do something right now, al-tho I don't know what.
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Do You Love America??? Than You'll Love This
Jan. 28th, 2005 | 11:22 pm
mood:
In Bed. Its Cold In My Room
IMMIGRANTS,
NOT AMERICANS,
MUST ADAPT.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we
are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11,
we have experienced a surge
in patriotism by the majority
of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had
barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about
the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.
I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there
are a few things that those
who have recently come to
our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a
multicultural community
has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we
have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.
We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language.
Therefore, if you wish to become part
of our society, learn the language!
"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women,
on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.
It is certainly appropriate to display it
on the walls of our schools. If God
offends you, then I suggest you
consider another part of the world as
your new home, because God is part
of our culture.
If Stars and Stripes offend you, or
you don't like Uncle Sam, then you
should seriously consider a move
to another part of this planet. We
are happy with our culture and have
no desire to change, and we really
don't care how you did things where
you came from. This is
OUR COUNTRY,
our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the
right to express his opinion and we
will allow you every opportunity to do so!
But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag,
our pledge, our national ,motto, or our
way of life highly encourage you
Itake advantage of one other great American freedom,
THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
It is Time for America to Speak up
If you agree -- pass this along;
if you don't agree -- delete it!
AMEN
I figure if we all keep passing this to our friends
(and enemies) it will also, sooner or later
get back to the complainers, lets all try,
please
NOT AMERICANS,
MUST ADAPT.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we
are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11,
we have experienced a surge
in patriotism by the majority
of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had
barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about
the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.
I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there
are a few things that those
who have recently come to
our country, and apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a
multicultural community
has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity. As Americans, we
have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.
We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language.
Therefore, if you wish to become part
of our society, learn the language!
"In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women,
on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented.
It is certainly appropriate to display it
on the walls of our schools. If God
offends you, then I suggest you
consider another part of the world as
your new home, because God is part
of our culture.
If Stars and Stripes offend you, or
you don't like Uncle Sam, then you
should seriously consider a move
to another part of this planet. We
are happy with our culture and have
no desire to change, and we really
don't care how you did things where
you came from. This is
OUR COUNTRY,
our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the
right to express his opinion and we
will allow you every opportunity to do so!
But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag,
our pledge, our national ,motto, or our
way of life highly encourage you
Itake advantage of one other great American freedom,
THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.
It is Time for America to Speak up
If you agree -- pass this along;
if you don't agree -- delete it!
AMEN
I figure if we all keep passing this to our friends
(and enemies) it will also, sooner or later
get back to the complainers, lets all try,
please
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Stupid Shit, But Kinda Funny
Jan. 28th, 2005 | 11:04 pm
mood:
So Bored, Can't Think Straight
music: Toby Keith:Shockin Ya'll cd
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or
get married and wish you were dead.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:" You can
have mine.
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the USA The rest cheat in Canada.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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;If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with
the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to
the opposite sex.
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I have no clue why I put any of this stuff in here, I thing cuz no one is on the computer, they are all at that dance. Oh well at least people can have something to laugh about.
Well enjoy your stay, or ya'll can just rot in hell.
God, I am so bored, pssh,
get married and wish you were dead.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other women replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day
she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:" You can
have mine.
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let
her keep him.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in the USA The rest cheat in Canada.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young son: Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married; and by then it was too late."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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;If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
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You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with
the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to
the opposite sex.
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I have no clue why I put any of this stuff in here, I thing cuz no one is on the computer, they are all at that dance. Oh well at least people can have something to laugh about.
Well enjoy your stay, or ya'll can just rot in hell.
God, I am so bored, pssh,
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True Story.
Jan. 28th, 2005 | 10:59 pm
mood:
restless
>A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him >to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives less than a mile away
> About two blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask
>him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police
>radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house less than a
>block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right
>back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the house just a block
>away. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he
>gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who
>might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all night
> A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe B. is
>there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is
>in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's
>license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
>car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the garage door and looks in
> There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still
>flashing.
> About two blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask
>him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police
>radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house less than a
>block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right
>back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the house just a block
>away. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he
>gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who
>might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all night
> A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr. Joe B. is
>there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is
>in bed with the flu and has been so all day. The police have his driver's
>license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his
>car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the garage door and looks in
> There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still
>flashing.
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Sorry Anna
Jan. 28th, 2005 | 09:03 pm
mood:
hyper
Hey this weekend ya can't spend the night, but I think nexted weekend ya can. Hope your not mad.
Ya should bring your camra if you come, maybe the sky will be kool. if not we can always throw snow agian,lol.
I'll talk to you latter ok.
Ya should bring your camra if you come, maybe the sky will be kool. if not we can always throw snow agian,lol.
I'll talk to you latter ok.
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First Ridding Lessons, At A New Barn
Jan. 28th, 2005 | 08:22 pm
mood:
hyper
OMG
I am going to my first ridding lesson at
Triple Oak Farms, I can't wait, I will get to ride a Tennessee Walking Horse, Al-tho I own a TWH already, but still I can't wait.
I am trying to improve my ridding skills, so that come show season, I can kick a***. Die Quarter Horses DIE.
Anyway I was supposed to go take the ridding lesson's last week, but we got that dang snow storm, GRRR
But this weekend it's not gonna snow, so I'm so happy.
Well that's what I'm doing tomorrow.
As for tonight, I'm just talking to Anna, and a few other people.
Hey Anna I hope you have fun at the horse show. I wish I could come, and hang out with ya.
Ya'll wanna know something drinking three pop can's of coke is great, I'm like sugar high.lol
I am going to my first ridding lesson at
Triple Oak Farms, I can't wait, I will get to ride a Tennessee Walking Horse, Al-tho I own a TWH already, but still I can't wait.
I am trying to improve my ridding skills, so that come show season, I can kick a***. Die Quarter Horses DIE.
Anyway I was supposed to go take the ridding lesson's last week, but we got that dang snow storm, GRRR
But this weekend it's not gonna snow, so I'm so happy.
Well that's what I'm doing tomorrow.
As for tonight, I'm just talking to Anna, and a few other people.
Hey Anna I hope you have fun at the horse show. I wish I could come, and hang out with ya.
Ya'll wanna know something drinking three pop can's of coke is great, I'm like sugar high.lol
